May 2012
74 posts
I actually don't really like reading books or...
how to kiss →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– no one (via eternallyinthetardis)
The awkward moment when your mum throws clothes outside, in the wet, because she thinks they are yours, but they are actually your sisters boyfriends. lolollololo i’ll just be leaving these here ><
Sweet lord I can’t wait until holidays. I...
Baaah sorry Tumblr. Another angsty life post. So, despite the fact I was at work until around 10pm last night because I had to fix a fucking alarm that was going off, god-forbid, I left some clothes on the bathroom floor. Mum took the mature and rational approach to solving this problem by throwing my clothes outside. The girlfriend is currently in Sydney so I can’t even go to see her to...
I think today should drag out a little longer
Because you know; Uni raping me today, then going to work, and have a customer like…abuse me then coming home and finding out I may very well fail an important course for Uni, and then the work alarm sounding, that only I could go fix. piss off.
Anonymous asked: nice blog but i doubt you can beat my high score at tumblrtreats(.)com ;)
Shiteee
The shit moment when you find out you’re in big trouble at work, and will probably get a firm talking to from your manager.
shitshitshitshitshit.
Sneaky preview of what I have been up to. Early...
marththebland:
In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths
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Searching the tag “Snatch” to find material from the 2000 move staring Jason Statham and Brad Pitt. Wow…just. Wow.
“I can’t go to jail, Roy! They’ll rape the flip out of me!”
– Maurice Moss (via hannathetomato)
I hate people. I really really do. Especially today.
It’s amazing how someone can manage to make you just feel like complete shit before you even get out of bed.
“I said, “Brr, it’s cold in here,”
There must be some Toros in the atmosphere”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
bridieee asked: OH MA GAHD AH CAN'T BAHLEEVE IT! AHVE NEVA BIN THIS FAR AWAY FROM H'OM
thefuckupsofar:
Blame It On Bad Luck (Acoustic)...
blockedshots asked: oy when are you free? i feel like we should go for a feed or something and catch up!!!
sm1vvy7 asked: Why you so yellow!
ASK ME SHIT.